LIES I HAVE TOLD: BRUSH WITH GREATNESS #2

by Keef Rutledge on June 13, 2012

I met Jack Palance once. I walked up to him silently, plucked the cigarette out of his mouth, and slowly extinguished it on my scrotum. He laughed soundlessly and pulled down his pants to reveal that his own genital region was covered with cigarette burns. Then he wiped away my tears and bought me a slice of watermelon.

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Keef Rutledge lives in Austin and can be seen at www.keef.org.

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